Susu's magic trunk

Oh, how fun!

A parrot developed the bad habit of fucking the farmer's hens, making them quit laying. The farmer tells the parrot if he does it again he will pull out every feather in the parrot's head. The next day, the farmer again catches the parrot humping a hen, and snatches the parrot bald. The following day, the farmer's wife hosts a formal dinner. She thinks it would be unique if the parrot greeted the guests and told them where to go. She had spent nearly a year training the parrot for this. As the guests began entering, the parrot dutifully announced,
"Ladies to the right! Gentlemen to the left!"
Spotting two bald guys entering, the parrot says,
"And you two chicken-fuckers get up here with me."


What kind of sign does a prostitute hang on her door when she goes on vacation? Go Fuck Yourself.'


Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying,
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."
"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, his head cradled in his hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks,
"How many is a Brazillion?"

posted by Susu @ Monday, November 06, 2006